The Blog Workers Industrial Union and Benevolent Society is pleased to announce their pending merger with the International Brotherhood of Shop Pooties.
Last week, it was announced from Pittsburgh that our union had been formed and an initial list of demands were posted. Later that same evening our first candidate endorsement went to Kossack Ben Masel for Governor of Wisconsin.
And now, after a week of delicate negotiating on my part we are happy to bring to the floor for a vote the merger of us and the all powerful Pooties...together we can get Soros to bow to our demands and make life better for bloggers' pooties and pooties' bloggers everywhere!
This meeting is now called to order.
The first order of business is the approval of our merger with the International Brotherhood of Shop Pooties.
All in favor of working not only to better our lives, but those of pooties like this one
say "cheezeburger"
Motion passes.
The second order of business is to nominate officers. Per last week's diary, Chacounne has been appointed Secretary. We'll need a President, Vice President, and Treasurer- nominate yourself or others in the comments section, a meeting to vote on these offices will take place in the near future. For the record, Stranded Wind has been appointed to the Joe Hill Memorial Agitator's Seat- meaning he will share chief trouble maker duties with this guy-
and I have appointed myself Official Liason with Pooties. And Blue Jersey Mom and Noweasels have been enslaved errr appointed to run the Benevolent Society.
Tonight's last order of business is to finalize our list of demands. I will list them here, complete with appropriate illustrations and you can vote on the priorties in the comments:
- An equitable salary for all diarists and comparable salaries for commenters and recommenders. This is necessary so that we don't have to hold down a regular job (or for some of us jobS). And for the pooties, so they don't have to go couch diving for money
and the pooties demand to be paid in the currency of their choice...
- Gold standard Health Care...preventative, catastrohpic, vision, dental...you name it...we want it...and want the SAME plan available to EVERYONE whether their user id is 3 or 5 million! Oh but the pooties? They just want it guaranteed that that they won't have to go to the vet!
3, We demand on demand food delivery from any restaurant in the country...
- Of course we need unlimited bandwidth and free high speed access
- And since we will be spending all of our time blogging we will need someone to clean our homes and litter boxes and do our laundry for us...
This meeting is hereby adjourned to the comments section. Remember...united we can make Soros and his minions like Markos treat us right!