Someone forwarded me this email today. I think it's hilarious.
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher whose hand had been caught in a gate whle working cattle, the doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House.
"Well ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'," the old man said.
Puzzled, the doctor asked what a post turtle is. The old man explained.
"When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man could see how puzzled the doctor remained, so he went on.
"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid bastard get down."
Perfect description of Bush and his presidency.