The funniest man on late night TeeVee, says me.
Scheduled: comedian/actor Ray Romano--formerly of CBS's "Everyone Loves Raymond", currently on TNT's new hit show, "Men of a Certain Age". And musician Nellie McKay.
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It's time for a new segment: Answer the Headlines!
Gaining weight? Maybe you should blame nutrition labels
Answer: No, maybe you should put that cinnamon roll down.
Can Cell Phones Help Fight Alzheimer's?
Answer: What? First, they were saying that cell phones cause cancer; now they're saying it could prevent Alzheimer's? I smell a lobbyist or 10,000...come on, now.
Polanski asks to be sentenced in absentia in 1977 sex case
Answer: Fine, just so long as you bring your ass over here so we can put you in jail. Don't make us bounty hunt you.
Vampires Rule People's Choice Awards
Answer: That just plain sucks. Somebody call Talamasca.
Report: Tila Tequila, Nicky Hilton Fought Over Casey Johnson's Dog
Answer: Oh. Kay. Then.
Anyway...time for some Craig Hi-Lites:
Cold Open (SAP Provided by Alltel)
Monologue
Sketch
Patricia Heaton
Finally: