Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee.
Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The coffee perks him up and gets him ready for his morning. He then gets into his car and drives to work. The traffic on the highway is backed up but it's ok. Homeland Security is searching all vehicles before they cross over the river for bombs. Its a small price to pay after the great Golden Gate Bridge bombing of 2015.
When he gets to work he parks his car in lot far away from any of the office buildings and begins to walk. Its a small price to pay after the car bombing spree that Al Qaeda went on in 2022. At least the streets are clear of cars and he can walk down the boulevards.
Before he makes it to his building he is stopped by a Homeland Security agent for a random strip search. Its a small price to pay after the suicide bombers who walked the streets in Manhattan with underwear bombs back in 2012.
While at work he is interrupted by his companies security guard to check and see if he has any weapons hidden on him or in his desk. Its a small price to pay after the over-worked under-paid accountants at Big National Bank went on a shooting spree in 2020.
When he is done he goes to the mall. There he is put through another strip search before entering. Its a small price to pay after the North Korean terrorists set off a bomb in the Mall of America just last year.
While at the mall he sees that night's football game on TV. There are no fans in the stands as that was banned. Its a small price to pay after the bomb that an Iranian terrorist set off during a game back in 2018.
After receiving another random strip search he purchases the new movie that just came out. He can no longer see it in a theater as they have all been shut down. Its a small price to pay after Hezbollah set a bomb off in a theater back in 2027.
When he gets home he sits down in front of the TV and sees that there has been another terrorist attack. A North African terrorist angry about America's invasion into his country drove a tanker truck full of gasoline into a church. Joe screams at the TV, "What is this countries problem? We need to send in more troops, build thick cement walls around all churches, and ban gasoline tanker trucks. What a stupid idea...trucks loaded with gasoline." He shakes in head and gets angry at those sissy liberals who allowed this to happen.