By now, the fact that Massachusetts GOP Senate candidate Scott Brown was once the nude centerfold in Cosmo is more well known than the name of the president of France. It's mentioned on Brown's Wikipedia page, and was the subject of a recommended DKOS diary early today (apparently removed?)
Which made me think how incredibly limerick-worthy this is, even if Brown does not hail from Nantucket. (Come on, we can't have our beefcake and eat it, too.)
So here's my entry:
There once was a man from Neponset
Whose sunshine laws had early onset
For Cosmo he posed
Without any clothes
Hard up now to nonchalance it.
So here's the rules:
- It must be a true limerick, no chintzy haiku or whatnot.
- To be a true limerick it must include at least one sexual double entendre.
- Winning entries will include at least one geographical location in New England.
As fodder for your fertile imaginations, his family now lives in Wrentham, within the Neponset Valley. The nearby community is Hockamock (I swear), and he was born in Wakefield. His wife, also a former model, is named Gail Huff (you can't make this stuff up.)
Have fun.