WE MUST NOT TAX HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES!!!
We must eliminate all taxes on health insurance companies. They just pass these taxes on to the consumers, putting a huge burden on the middle class. Any healthcare bill that fails to remove all taxes from insurance companies is perpetuating the status quo, where evil insurance companies pass on taxes to the middle class.
WE MUST NOT TAX OIL COMPANIES!
They just pass on these taxes to consumers. Taxes on oil companies must be eliminated! This will help the middle class. Also, it will help the environment, as oil companies with more money will be able to invest in stronger hulls on ships so they don't spill and kill otters.
WE MUST NOT TAX YACHTS OR YACHT MAKERS!
Sure, yachts are used by rich people, and yacht makers are really rich. But middle class people occasionally use yachts! And if we tax yachts or yacht makers, their deck hands will receive pay cuts - and that's just the lucky ones! Many will be drowned to death underwater until they can no longer breath by evil yacht owners.
WE MUST NOT TAX GUN MAKERS!
Gun manufacturers make tons of money selling guns, but a tax on the corporate profits of gun manufacturers is just passed on to gun buyers, many of whom are middle class! Obama promised not to take away our guns, so this is a clear violation of that pledge, because less middle class people would be able to buy guns if they were more expensive.
WE MUST NOT TAX WEALTHY HORSE BREEDERS!
Wealthy horse breeders should not pay income taxes. Every dollar extracted from these people means pay cuts for the people who clean the manure from the horse stalls. And those are the lucky ones few who aren't fired! The unlucky ones will be fired and forced to subsist on a 99% manure diet, with the other 1% mostly involving consumption of the worms that eat manure.
WE MUST NOT TAX THE RICH!
Rich people hire many poor people. If we tax them, they will pass on that tax to their poor workers through pay cuts. Then the money will never trickle down to the poor people!
ALL TAXES ON RICH PEOPLE/CORPORATIONS/NICE THINGS ARE JUST ATTEMPTS TO CRUSH THE MIDDLE CLASS!!! AND POLITICIANS WHO CHANGE THEIR MIND ON A POLICY ARE ALL EVIL CUZ I DON'T UNDERSTAND NUANCE AND I LIKE BEING DRAMATIC!!