This Diary is not for or against president Obama. No matter what you may think.
This Diary is not a meta diary, but it is not opposed to meta diaries.
This Diary is not about trolls, but it is not not about trolls.
This diary is also neither for or against trolls.
This Diary is not for or against religion. Even if you think it should be.
It is not for or against atheism either. This Diary is agnostic about agnosticism.
This Diary is not for or against Manicheanism. Although it probably ought to be.
This Diary started out as one thing and became other things.
This Diary makes no extraordinary claims; and therefore requires no extraordinary evidence.
This Diary takes no position on whether the world is cruel, and whether or not one should say goodbye to it. This Diary also has no view on the circumstances underwhich pie holes should be shut.
This Diary is not BREAKING. It is not even broken. It is however, so just a second ago.
This Diary identifies no conspiracies, and has no theories about why that is.
This diary is not snark; but it is neither for or against it.
This Diary is not about you, dear reader, even if you suspect that it might be. But opinions may vary.
This Diary is especially not about anyone in any form of media anywhere, known or unknown. This diary takes no position on anything or anyone that is on (or not on) Fox News, MSNBC or CNN. This diary is also not about anyone or anything in politics and government. Although that may be hard to believe.
This Diary is not about the front page of Daily Kos, or any of the front page writers, current or former. Even if they might wish that it were.
This Diary has no message. And anyone who receives any messages might consider getting some help. Or not.
This Diary makes exceptions for the Daily Kos omnibus diaries on Haitian relief and Shelterbox. But this Diary would draw no conclusions from that.
This Diary defies but is not opposed to categorization.
This Diary has no ambitions, but posted anyway.
This Diary invites no comparisons, but entertains invitations.
This Diary is a pie in its own face.