I am SO digging the American Family Association's American Family Radio podcast. It's so chock full xtian hilarity, I may just not recover!
I am SO digging the American Family Association's American Family Radio podcast. It's so chock full xtian hilarity, I may just not recover!
On the lame Focus on the Family Tebow Superbowl ad, they try so hard not to offend Dobson that they can barely talk. They declare victory by trotting out an editorial from a "liberal" columnist who claims that the global warming debate is over. And since the global warming debate is dead, then cap and trade is dead. They repeatedly refer the the editorial as an "article". Oh. Yeah. And she's Canadian! Since when did wingnuts start caring about what the rest of the world says? DOH! When they agree with the wingnuts! I forgot that xtians heart moral relativism. Color me embarrassed!
But it gets better! A bill called The Student Non-Discrimination Act got introduced on 1/27/10 that basically says don't beat up LGBT kids. OR DOES IT??? Well, if you factor in the boy in Fulton, MS that got sent home from school for crossdressing then it all makes sense: if The Student Non-Discrimination Act gets passed it means that KINDERGARTEN BOYS WILL COME TO SCHOOL DRESSED AS GIRLS AND PERFORM HOMOSEXUAL ACTS IN THE CLASSROOM!!! I swear that they will!! How do you even make this shit up? It requires leaps of logic that are...well...biblical. (Me so FUNEE!)
Last but not least comes the best radio ad I've ever heard in my life. It's for a company called Medi-Share (which in the ad sounds like "meta-share" making it harder to find - nice job, copywriters). Medi-Share is "where Christians share each other's medical expenses much like the early church did 2000yrs ago." Whoa! Jesus had an HMO? ("Yeaaaaah, I'm sorry, Jesus, but those nail wounds aren't covered. You can pay out of pocket for them to get sutured or you can let 'em heal on their own.") But, like a competently written comedy, you save the punchline for the end. Really. It's only a minute long. Listen to the whole thing. You won't be disappointed!
Medi-Share Radio Ad
gtg, as the kids say!