On tonight's Late Late Show: Kirsten Bell and Jeff Stilson.
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As we all know, March 1 marks the return of Jay Leno to The Tonight Show. But if the following is any indication of what's to come, this second incarnation of TTS-Leno is really about to flop.
TV Guide:
An overwhelming 69 percent of voters in a TVGuide.com poll said they used to watch Jay Leno, but will not watch anymore after what happened to Conan O'Brien. Only 15 percent of votes cast were from people who said they will continue to watch Leno when he returns as host of The Tonight Show on March 1.
Now, I understand this isn't a scientific poll--it's an open web-based poll, for crying out loud, and you can still vote in it--but if the numbers at current stand at 83%-15% against Jay Leno, with 2/3rds of the potential audience already dropping out? That is not a good sign for him, or for NBC. Perhaps that's why he did that promo with Letterman on CBS?
One quick rant:
You know, I understand that with all 30 inches of snow we've had here of late, it's difficult to find a parking space. That is no excuse, however, for parking in the middle of the lot, where cars can't get in or out, and plows can't get in to plow people out. So, to the asshole who decided to park his car in the middle of this enclosed lot on our complex: I hope you get towed. You're lucky I don't own a car, or I would have a tow truck just hook and book your car right out of here. At your own cost, you dick.
Don't ever make me a property manager with authority over the parking lot. I'd rule with an iron fist, and all the bored arrogance of Terence Stamp's General Zod.
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Okay, it's highlights time.
The clip here includes the outro from Letterman, featuring Sade, who I presume performed "Soldier of Love" on the show.
Airlines are now charging for blankets. Soon enough, they'll charge you to use the bathroom. Then they'll charge you for turning the light on.
Funny. The week I finally utilize Teh Twitter account, that's the week Craig starts tweeting things.
Carrie Fisher. Nothing more need be said. Unless you do need to say something; you may do so in the comments section.
And from NBC's "Community", Donald Glover