I KNOW!
This CPAC thing is like a repeatedly consistent source in unintentional humor. (See Jed, front page.) They should have these conventions way more often.
While Sam Stein reports that CPAC speaker (and newest idiot) Jason Mattera disses President Obama's admitted past cocaine use, I was just shocked that it took 'em this long to openly bitch about it. Quite frankly, I expected John McCain's campaign to make a much bigger issue of it than they actually did. So this is just Jason's version of arriving totally late to the party, IMHO.
But I simply love this guy! There are so many things to openly ridicule here, I don't even know where to start:
[TRANSCRIPT, in case you can't view.]
Ah, this is like our Woodstock. Except, unlike the left's gathering, our women are beautiful, we speak in complete sentences, and our notion of freedom doesn't consist of snorting cocaine, which is certainly one thing that separates us from Barack Obama.
So hell, let's go for the most obvious here: the physical.
You seriously wanna play that card, Mattera?
We got her:
And her:
And him:
And her:
Yeah. Real fugly, you stupid fucking shallow bastard.
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UPDATE: Thanks to DisNoir36 who informed me, in the comments, that one Jason Mattera had his ass handed to him, quite some time ago, but none other than Chris Matthews.
Here's the vid. It's a beaut, but sorry about the quality: