I hesitated to publish this diary, because it was just off the top of my head nonsense, but really, how is that any different from most of what we see and read?
I had to publish it after I checked out the hidden comments and found a serious diary with the same basic theme.
Commense Nonsense:
I want to preempt all your diary gnashing and wailing today. I will simply make the arguments that will be made, and then you don't have to have them.
I will be having the arguments with myself, and as a result, it will only hurt me, and I cannot hide rate myself, so I will be fine and you will be fine.
Now on to the arguments.
"It sucks!"
"Yeah, it sucks!"
"No, it totally sucks worse than all of you think it sucks."
"Oh, I know it sucks. I know it sucks, and it's a fact that it sucks worse than you think it sucks."
"Fuck you! I am the ultimate arbiter of suckiness! I know how things suck, and when they suck, I will tell you how bad they suck!"
"I agree with you that it sucks. I'm just saying that it sucks a lot, and you're saying it sucks a ton more than a lot."
"Look, I take pride in being able to recognize when something sucks, and this sucks worse than other things I've seen that suck. It's a truck of powerful sucking power!"
"Oh come on! You don't know the first thing about things sucking. I was walking the streets and saying that things sucked way back when you were sucking a binky! I said things sucked next to other really important people who agreed with me that things sucked! That was when the news wasn't in color!"
"HR'd for accusing me of saying that I don't know what sucks. That's an HR'able infraction according to the faq."
"Oh yeah! HR'd for being an asshole. Fuck you."
"Um, guys. You can't HR people that you're having a disagreement with."
"Fuck you. You don't know anything about Dkos. You're probably an AHIP troll. Why don't you go look at a photo diary!"
"Okay, now let's look at the details of this plan. It attempts to regulate the prices in the industry, that is a good thing. It begins to put national regulations on the industry."
"Nonsense. It's just a handout to insurance companies."
"Well, I think if we examine the proposal critically, we can see that there is definitely room for improvement, but it is a good beginning to see that we are willing to regulate the insurance industry from a national level."
"It's a handout."
"Okay."
"Oh, I see you got 8 recs and I only got 5. I guess you got your posse to come over and uprate your tripe."
"Posse?? When will you "progressives" ever learn!?"
"Centrist"
"Unicorn lover."
"Shut up. You're nothing but a moderate."
"Did you get your pony?"
And... Scene.
(Cue announcer)
"Has this ever happened to you? Do you try and try to demonstrate that you are capable of greater levels of cynicism than others, but are constantly told that you don't know how to determine true suckiness? Well, have we got a product for you. It's the all new "Everything Sucks" gel. It doesn't have that old stale smell of the Bush years. It's got new and improved cynicism to help people become better identifiers of true suck."
Intermission-
"How about those curlers? That's some pretty crazy stuff. I heard that the top player for the French team got busted for steroids, but he says they were prescription meds from his doc. Apparently, curlers are highly susceptible to repetitive stress injuries."
"Whoa. Really? That sucks."
End intermission
"I'll tell you what sucks! Obama's health insurance regulation proposal. That sucks."
"Well, I suggest we wait and see whether this stuff actually gets through."
"No it sucks."
"Can you tell me which parts of it suck the most?"
"The whole thing."
"Sorry you didn't get your pony."
"WTF? I'm not asking for a pony. I'm just asking that things be like when everything didn't suck."
"When didn't things suck?"
"I'm done with you."
"Me too."
"I know I'm late, but I was wondering if anyone could fill me in on some facts about the proposal."
"All you need to know is that it sucks."
Bows.
Applause.
Curtain call.
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