In honour of Cheney going where few men have gone before with his 6 deferments and 5 heart attacks, I would like to present some choice comments floating around the Intertubez.
Oh, and to all the people who want to call me names for acting with such wanton disregard to my fellow human being. Blow me!
Mostly from wonkette:
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Here’s wishing Darth Cheney many more years of many more heart attacks.
I would like to second that. See I don't want him to die. Happy now!
One more and heart attacks = draft deferments.
You can't help but marvel at this accomplishment.
I hear they have a great cardiology center in The Hague.
The 'Hague'? Is that one of them ferrner cuntries.
His ill health makes me terribly sad. Such a great American. I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card with a box of pork chops.
Tom Coburn says it's good for ya! He also said that if you can't pay your medical bills ask your neighbours to help out. Another true patriot if ever I sawz onez.
Imagine how bad that poor heart wants out of him?
Heart like substance anyways.
Everyone knows that the only heart attack that will take Cheney down, is the one which requires a wooden stake and a hammer.
Not true, even vampires have feelings. I read about it in a recently revised Texas textbook.
Andrew Breitbart would be terribly disturbed by the tone here represented. I’m sure he’d find it despicable and lower than the last discarded pineapple core he had wriggling about in his feces holding area.
Nothing but the good stuff for Andrew.
I’m sure this won’t be the last time we hear about Cheney and the "5th".
We can only hope. My guess is he would die before the court date just to spite us. Like Ken Lay.
It’s going to be awhile. Hell keeps looking at him and going, "fuck, we’re not ready for THIS THING yet! We have to build a whole other level of hell just for him!"