Look, some circumstances simply call for unfettered immaturity, and goddamn it, this is one of them.
- I POLITELY ASK THAT YOU NOT RECOMMEND THIS DIARY. Enjoy it as it drifts into oblivion, and talk shit to your heart's content, but let's allow more critical discourse to occupy the rec list. Thanks.
- If you are easily offended, don't venture below the fold, and then leave comments about how you're taken, ahem, aback. Thanks.
Now, onto the funny.
We all remember the Urban Dictionary's delightful take on Santorum:
That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was none other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.
Well, if you liked that, you'll love this:
Inserting your penis into the folds of an overweight person's backboobs until ejaculation on the back of their head. Similar to a russian, but from behind.
She said I almost twisted her arm out of the socket while I was bunning her last night.
Anybody ever been Boehnered? It can't be pleasant.