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Thank you and have an IVH night.
Welcome to the emergency no-frills edition of the IVH. That's right. No peanuts. No drinks. No towels or blankets. No music. No movies. Just Craig.
Scheduled tonight for our West Coast Friends: Garry Shandling, and actress Sonya Walger from ABC's FlashForward--a show about having a blackout and seeing the future. So, I've already won the lottery.