We're the Tea Pity Party.
Because no one else will feel sorry enough for us.
We're having our country taken away from us right under our noses, the rug pulled right out from under us. And do you care? Of course not. You're too busy saving the planet and watching documentaries and thinking and other nonsense. Don't you see what's happening? We're being left behind, and I don't mean the good kind like with The Wrapture. If you'd forget about your precious self-esteem for a minute, you might consider joining us and taking back our country from our fellow citizens.
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The Tea Pity Party Maniafesto
We're The Tea Pity Party. You can laugh at us, fear us, and hate us, but we'll never shut up!
We're being left behind in our imaginary 1950s. It's so alone back here, and in black and white. It feels so empty up here where we live in our heads. Won't somebody help us? Won't somebody say, Hello in there?
It's all your fault we're this way, you book-reading, healthy food-eating, policy-analyzing nose-breathers, with all your thoughts and ideas and compassion and confusing ideals. So don't go blaming us when we eat away at the fabric of what used to be a good society, like moths chewing away at the rug of America that's being pulled out from under us true patriaddicts. It's never our fault and always yours! Never and always!
We're here. We fear queers. Get used to it.
We're loud and we're proud and we hate the in-crowd.
We're back. He's black. So we attack.
We're white. We took flight. But we still have bite.
We're the Tea Pity Party and we're coming to a parking lot near you, unless it rains or there's a game on.
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