Welcome to the new regular series about Turkana, winner of the coveted KosCar for Blogger of the Year!
You will find daily news about him, his travels, pictures of cats, balloons, and PIE for everyone!
All are welcome, but this is a special place for people to unwind, kick back, and generally worship the Diety Formerly Known as Turkana (DFKAT)
Some say DFKAT was a lonely boy. Were you a lonely boy? I don't know, but I imagine he had plenty of friends, especially girls. That is, if he preferred girls. If he preferred boys, I'm sure he had his pick of them too.
I heard he went to Amsterdam once. Anyway, he had pictures. Here are a few. Oops, sorry, copyright violation. Wouldn't want to offend anybody. Maybe some of you have pictures to share - maybe some with Turkana in them? Please?
On to the subject of the DFKAT's family Whoa, very good lookin'! I'd show you, but copypright rules are a b!tch these days.
Anyway, one time I saw a diary from DKFAT on another site, and it had nothing to do with Daily Kos, or anyone here, at all!
Then, this one tine, Turkana re'cd my comment!
OK, I know this is a lot to take in for a first diary, so I'll let you guys chime in.
First, a few rules.
- No disrespect of Turkana allowed
- No "harshing my buzz". This will not be tolerated.
- No comments whatsoever which may be taken as negative in any way.
- No pictures doctored to make it look like Turkana is anything BUT a deity, or pictures of Fonzie waterskiing.
- More rules to follow.
But be warned, we in this community have decided to self-segregate, based on the precedent from another diary series. We WILL shun you if you break the rules.
Now come on, and let's have some fun!
Update: edited for typos.