Because nobody ever reads up here: I was once a Rush Limbaugh listener. And then I turned 16 and put away childish things.
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A RANT ABOUT...NOTHING TO RANT ABOUT.
Did you ever have something you wanted to rant about, but the thing was considered moot before you even typed a word?
That’s what’s happened to me tonight.
I wanted to talk about the latest DK war, but an hour before post time, it was settled. So much for that idea, Meteor Blades. (Thanks!)
I wanted to talk about the failed terror attack, but as it turns out, it’s apparently some dumbass that made a stupid joke about his smoking in a bathroom. So much for that. The passengers, however, hate you anyway, so that will have to do.
I wanted to talk about Bob McConnell, but that’s been covered. Severalfold. By folks smarter than me, and had a better rant on Twitter than I would have been able to write here, Melissa Harris-Lacewell. So much for that, Professor. (Still love ya, though.)
I would complain about iPad, but if I had one, I'd be making fun of all of you who didn't. So there.
I wanted to talk about how bad the Nats and O’s are, but I predicted that. So, that’s out. They stink. Combined 0-4. Here we go again.
I would complain about MSNBC not being on SiriusXM, but now that’s fixed as of next Monday, after three years off the service. So, I can no longer complain that I can't listen to Keith or Rachel, because now I not only can, but can schedule a recording without having to be in front of a TV. Damn you, SiriusXM. (And thanks for that!)
So, all I’m left with is this: it’s too damn hot outside.
But I’m inside with air conditioning.
Sigh.
Some venthole I write for.
Scheduled: Raquel Welch, comic Brian Scott McFadden and...wait a second...Anna Torv? I could swear she was scheduled to be on last week? MTmofo, any word on that? Oh, one more note: your favorite late night programs will be delayed by 15 minutes for the next two night, because Jim Nantz wants to discuss The Masters with us, despite the fact that ESPN and Golf Channel will be doing the same thing all night! Damn contractual obligations.
The entire show is available for our audience tonight.