The Oklahoma Legislature voted overwhelmingly Tuesday to override vetoes of two highly restrictive abortion measures, one making it a law that women undergo an ultrasound and listen to a detailed description of the fetus before having an abortion.
In addition...
...Oklahoman women who decide to get treatment for ovarian cancer will first be required to attend a slide show called, "Life without medical attention, maybe you should reconsider your rash personal decision."
Upon choosing a life-partner, female residents of the Sooner state will first have to take part in a seminar where each of their ex-lovers will give a presentation entitled, "Why you're a fucking asshole for marrying Ken" or "I was so much better for you".
A penis-challenged Oklahoman who chooses to go to law school, will also have to complete a nursing degree (as well as model a skimpy porn version of the outfit) and hear a detailed description of what being a secretary for a handsome businessperson is like.
XX Restaurant goers in Oklahoma state who order the steak will have to take two bites of both the salad and the low-fat fish (and on the desert course, the chocolate cake will not be served until after diners have tried the fruit plate).
Oklahoman women will be forced to drive three sensible cars (with ample room for children), before choosing the "expensive, flashy one"... will have to write a 1000 word essay on the "joys of penis" before becoming a le-- les-- one of "THOSE" types... and should they chose "Team Jacob" in the Twighlight saga, they will first have to attend a sorority style sleepover pillow fight with a half dozen members of "Team Edward".
The Pea Tarty movement -- mortally committed to government overreach -- is planning a massive rally to protest this clear case of Obama style socialism.