"The weather is here. Wish you were nice."
Now, at long last, here's your chance to really use that infamous vacation zinger. When you go on vacation this year, drop a postcard from your travels to the Arizona Office of Tourism. Doesn't matter if it's a get away weekend or the grand tour, spend a dollar or two to send the people responsible for promoting Arizona tourism a little souvenir from your vacation to a place that isn't going to demand to see your citizenship papers.
I've set up a Facebook group so the rest of us can share the vicarious thrill of working at AZOT when these cards start to come in, provided that you take a picture of your postcard or trip and post it.
Mail your vacation postcards to:
Arizona Office of Tourism
1110 W. Washington St. Suite 155
Phoenix, AZ 85007
Finally, and of course, please be civil with anything you mail or post on the Facebook page. I suppose it is theoretically possible that Jan Brewer would be working in the mailroom of the Office of Tourism, but it's a lot more likely to be an entry-level employee counting the hours until he or she can get to San Diego for a weekend.