Even liars, bigots and morons have their standards ...
Sign seen in southern Oregon:
To the owner of the above sign:
Dear Sir or Madam,
We object! On behalf of The American Federation of Liars, Bigots and Morons, it is my job as vice president for Public Relations to lodge a formal complaint.
We liars, bigots and morons do not wish to be associated with the people named on your sign. We too have our standards. It is people like Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck who give us liars, bigots and morons a bad name.
May I respectfully request that you alter or remove your sign. If this is not done within 14 days from today's date we will have no option but to refer the matter to our lawyer.
Best regards,
Clondyne Mergenford