I am selling a set of five really lovely paintings, cheap.
These would work nice if you have a decorating scheme of yellows, oranges, and dark reds. If you have something that matches the redhead in the pastoral, that'd be outstanding.
Best offer over $20 million. An unbelievable bargain!
Money to my Swiss bank account, no exceptions.
Private parties only. No questions asked. Ten percent discount if you are extremely socially phobic, maybe some sort of art-loving hermit.