...America would not be forced to build unconstitutional elevators for the handicapped in all the buildings where we are currently executing grandmothers on the health care death list.
If Rand Paul and Sarah Palin got married... Vladamir Putin would dare never rear his head over Alaska for fear of all the gun-toting, whites-only, lunch counters at Alaskan Woolworths.
If Rand Paul and Sarah Palin got married... we would finally be able to control our run-away moose population by removing all hunting restrictions in the Fair Housing Act.
If Rand Paul and Sarah Palin got married... Michele Bachmann would be their maid of honor (and stand on the sidelines seething with envy).
If Rand Paul and Sarah Palin got married... there would still be exactly zero legal degrees backing their well thought out ideas about reforming the American constitution.
If Rand Paul and Sarah Palin got married... there would be term limits on politicians, specifically that the Governor of Alaska could not serve more than one-half a full term.
If Rand Paul and Sarah Palin got married... the "no gimp, Kike, retards served" sign could once again be proudly placed in the front windows of all the Wal-Marts in America just like the Founding Fathers intended.
If Rand Paul and Sarah Palin got married... their first daughter would certainly be named Ayn Buster Paperclip Tinker Reagan Pual-Palin and would be born with speaking fees in the low six-figures.
If Rand Paul and Sarah Palin got married... the Americans with Disabilities Act would no longer allow gay couples to put their boots on the neck of British british Petroleum.
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