Just to be clear, Laurie, Piper is not a right-winger. Don't believe me, come on down to the other side...jump, higher!
Did you make it over, friend? Great. Anyway, on to the very important matter at hand-Laurie, Piper is NOT a right-wing water-carrier, NOT a right-wing shill, NOT a right-wing anything, despite what tons of people around have been saying lately.
Laurie, Piper is, in all actuality, an American of the USA top-tier actress who has played such important characters as Carrie White's whack-job religious fanatic momma. Laurie, Piper is a patriot, a cross-stitching enthusiast, a Gemini, and most importantly for you-Laurie, Piper is my best friend.
Don't believe the hype, people-Laurie, Piper is NOT affiliated with G. Gordon Liddy, Laurie, Piper had NOTHING to do with the Watergate break-in and Laurie, Piper certainly had NOTHING to do with the Jonestown massacre in French Guyana.