FROM: Tinfoiler.com...
Over the weekend I was watching my sons play out behind the house, cheerfully throwing old pumpkins at each other’s faces. Soon things went terribly wrong. My son, Hunter, dropped one of the pumpkins on to the ground and began kicking it back and forth between his feet. So I yelled out the screen door, "What the heck are you doing? Be a man and pick that rotten pumpkin up with your hands and throw it at your brother’s face!" My son’s response caused me to immediately burst into tears. He said, "We can’t use our hands mom, we are playing soccer." Soccer! Where the heck did my kids learn about soccer!...
I’ll tell you where, from that dang liberal TV. Soccer is being jammed down all of our throats with that new World Cup thing. It’s obviously another attempt from the Liberal Socialist Agenda to indoctrinate our children into a non-Christian evil group. The word soccer begins with the letters S-O-C and so does Socialism. And the World Cup happens to be occurring during Obama’s reign of terror. Coincidence? That is just the beginning.
Soccer teaches you to prance around like a French person!
Soccer just makes me angry. Nearly everything about it is morally wrong. First of all it is a lazy sport compared to American classics like baseball, because you can’t even use your hands. What is that teaching our children? If our kids aren’t supposed to use their hands, how are they supposed to punch people that make them angry? How are they supposed to learn to fight an enemy? Are they supposed to just prance around Muslims and terrorists like gay French soccer players? With sports like football we teach our kids how to knock people down and laugh at them. With baseball we teach people how to throw rock hard objects at each other. These sports teach good values and morals, unlike the devil’s game, soccer.
The other thing that bothers me greatly about soccer is the ball itself....
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