I want them out of this farce of a website. I thought this was a closed forum for only my brand of progressives to discuss their views. Instead, it is little more than the internet wing of the someone elses Democratic propoganda machine. Now that I them want out, a fair minded and liberal website would let me delete their accounts and kick them the f*ck out. Instead, DailyKos will give me no such option. Like some sort of cult, I freely welcomed all of you but am now being barred from deleting you the f*ck out of my life. I do not want you to simply leave and let my brilliance remain here alone at a website I am disgusted didn't convince you of my rightness and want you to have no further part in. Since Kos won't allow me the decent option of deleting your account (just about every blog DOES let you delete your account when you want to), then somebody here needs to delete all your accounts for me. To deny me deletion of your account is unacceptable.
You all suck. A lot of you wouldn't know what a progressive thought was if it bit you in the ass. To you, a progressive thought is whatever the Democratic party line or Jane Hamsher or Markos or Barack or Rand or Sarah or Keith or Rachel spoonfeeds you. A tremendous amount of you are Democrats because mommy and daddy were Democrats. Churches and political parties are full of blind conformists that are simply towing the line they've been told to from the get go, with little regard to actual political thought, let alone progressive political thought. The amount of blind conformity that goes on in America is what fuels the corrupt two party system. All of you at DailyKos that disagree with me exemplify blind conformity, and I regret any and all association I have had with any of you. I should be allowed to delete your f'ing accounts and force you to go; Why should I be forced to keep my brilliance to myself amid this pathetic cult of someone else personality? The herd mentality that goes on here sickens me now, AND I WANT YOU OUT. Regardless of my personal experience here, EVERYBODY WHO SIGNED UP TO THIS WEBSITE SHOULD BE FREE TO DELETE THEIR ACCOUNTS WHEN I TELL THEM I WANT THEM TO. For Kos to deny me this is downright fascist.
Since I can't delete your account myself, my only recourse is to be as abrasive and disruptive as I can be UNTIL YOU RUN AWAY. As long as your account remains here, I do not feel comfortable leaving anyone else diatribe un-re-diatribed. Is it really such a tough request to delete your wrong opinion so you can acknowledge my right one? Just what kind of website lets you join up but not agree with me? One that regards people as little more than statistics, that's what. How like the Democratic Party for Kos to view his site's members as little more than statistics.
DELETE THEIR FUCKING ACCOUNTS, KOS. I don't want you hanging around, and neither do I.
h/t to the most brilliant diarist to ever grace DailyKos, the immortal ErinF. You people with your screeds for and against Obama, for against Hillary, for and against Pelosi, for and against the Democratic party, for and against Jane, for and against whoever the fuck sets off the next pie fight are rank fucking amateurs. You have a responsibility to at least write good fucking screeds that provide ME with amusement at your falme-out. What the fuck is the matter with you people! You have no right to any opinion except MINE! And if you express any opinion other than MINE you deserve 6 badly written screeds of unworthy erudition to tell you why your opinion is fascist, communist, teabaggery, and obviously shows your love for Dick... Cheney that is.
I warned you I'd write frickin meta if you kept it up and did you listen? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! You suck. Don't let the door hit you on the way out to english comp 101 or all praise me and my brilliantly perfect wise and all knowing opinion 302!