As a Tea Party Libertarian and Proud Patriotic American, it pleasures me like nothing else in all of Creation to win this argument.
Right here.
Right now.
I have PROOF that global warming is a liberal hoax.
A leading climate scientist at the ExxonMobil Atmospheric Research Laboratory at Tulsa Petrochemical College has completed painstaking research proving that the earth is in fact cooling. He and his team have summarized their compelling scientific data in this brilliant video.
Of course, the Maoist media isn't interested in the real story. Instead, we get staged photos of dying animals:
Circus bear, perch here for a treat!
What a joke.
Maybe now Chairman Obama will rethink his wild, nefarious cap and trade carbon tax.
If he doesn't, the world will end with everyone enslaved by big government communists. As I serve my life sentence in a maximum security prison for daring to speak the truth, at least I'll be able to savor the satisfaction of knowing that I was right, and that all of you heard it here first.
From Me.