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First off, I want to declare this a LeBron-Free Zone. If you feel like commenting on it, I will not stop you. I just won’t mention it in the text. Thanks for your attention.
So, tonight, we’ll do Quick News.
Our Top Story: Murray Hill will not run for election in the State of Maryland. They aren’t eligible.
With filing officially closed in the state as of Tuesday night, four Republicans and three Democrats, including Van Hollen, arerunning for the Montgomery County-based seat in the Sept. 14 primary. Two more candidates -- one Libertarian and one from the Constitution Party -- will be on the ballot in November. But another hopeful who has drawn an outsized amount of attention didn't make the cut: Murray Hill Inc.
The small Silver Spring-based public relations company caused a stir earlier this year when it announced that it would run for Congress as a protest against the U.S. Supreme Court's Citizens United decision, which found that corporations have the same rights as individuals do when it comes to making campaign contributions.
Okay? Stop panicking, people. They never had a chance to get on the state ballot. Also, I think this is a practical joke.
Meanwhile, in former actress Lindsay Lohan news…
Lindsay Lohan's lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley has resigned in the midst of the starlet's ongoing legal drama.
TMZ reports that when the website contacted Holley for comment Thursday (July 8), she told the site that she was no longer representing Lohan. Lohan's New York lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, verified the attorney's exit. "I can confirm [Holley] is not representing Lindsay at this point," Ovadia told the New York Daily News, adding, "Lindsay is in the process of hiring new counsel."
Proving that, even lawyers have a breaking point, and not all of them are sleazy, greasy money-grubbing losers. You know, like Orly Taitz. Wait, I forgot crazy.
And Mel Gibson continues his epic flameout.
According to a department press release, Malibu detectives have opened a preliminary inquiry into the alleged attack, which took place Jan. 6, naming the Oscar-winning actor and director as a potential suspect and his former girlfriend, Russian singer Oksana Grigorieva, as a possible victim.
Yeah, but he made Passhuin of th’ Chyst. He’s so Christiun. He would never do these things. What a sanctimonious hypocrite.
I conclude tonight with this video, in honor of Mel Gibson:
Be yourself. Except stop being an asshole.
CraigyFerg still on vacation. So...more potluck comedy clips.
There was a Spaghetti Summit? Where the hell was President Obama?
Remember McCain's suspending his campaign act? From 2008:
About hockey:
Okay. Enough Bullshit: it's Puppet time!
BIG FINALE: