I suppose we should expect infantile comments from a man who is allegedly accustomed to infant role-play when in the company of hookers.
Vitter as Senator (left) and in an earlier career (right) - many thanks to moose67 for pointing out the similarity
On Sunday afternoon, David "Diapers" Vitter ("WeeWee" to his friends) was a guest on a Wingnut radio show in New Orleans. According to Greg Sargent at the Washington Post, the cretinous prattle went like this (audio link):
MALE HOST: I wonder if Senator Vitter is ever going to post, like, maybe the video of the first time he was on the floor of the Senate. If I have to show the way I looked the first time I was on TV, you should do that too.
VITTER: We should go further back than that, how about high school yearbook?
MALE HOST: Oh yeah.
VITTER: De La Salle marching band.
MALE HOST: That'd be cool. Well you know, with Rachel Maddow they had that picture of her...
FEMALE HOST: Looking like a woman.
MALE HOST: Yeah it was really bizarre.
VITTER: [LAUGHS]: Must have been a long time ago.
ALL THREE: [HEAVY LAUGHTER]
Sargent wryly suggested, "Hmm, I guess this means Maddow probably won't be the target of Vitter's extramarital charms anytime soon."
I suppose not. Rachel Maddow is a highly evolved human while David Vitter is a single-celled, orthogenetic backward slice of fromunda cheese. Not exactly raw material for the next Romeo and Juliet. But while the tittering Vitter is no quitter (sorry), he seems to be giggling on thin jokes - thin compared to the ongoing joke that is the Junior United States Senator from Louisiana.
PERSON 1: KnockKnock!
PERSON 2: Who's there?
PERSON 1: David Vitter.
PERSON 2: Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...
(timing is everything)
Despite Vitter's power and fame, few women (IMO) would be willing to play along with the diaper fantasies of a 49 year old man, no matter how much money the perv leaves on the dresser.
Now I understand why Vitter is a Birther.
In fact, had anybody but a Wingnut been caught with his diaper up and sleeper down, that person would have sought out a convenient firing squad to complete his mortification. Choice #2 would be to volunteer for the first manned mission to the Asteroid Belt, while praying for a speedy collision.
But not Vitter, nor any of the Vitters symbolic of the Repugnican Party.
They're Degenerizer Bunnies who keep on preaching while sucking the oxygen out of the Universe...
Yet there is hope, for as Vitter ages, his (alleged) squalid fantasies are sure to siphon off an already depleted reservoir of willing "care-givers." Aside from hookers, men like Vitter also procure piteous reputations, which tend to age like... well,
like a soiled diaper (link to my favorite South Park clip).
As Vitter's powdered tush wrinkles, the ravages of time will surely shrink the coalition of the coital willing and the price of provider services to pacify (as it were) his sexual proclivities will soar. He may have to forgo the hot tub at The Four Seasons and settle for the fold-down table in a Motel 6 bathroom. But maybe I'm wrong. Perhaps all Republican United States Senators wear poopy diapers and hire hookers to service them on size XXXL changing tables.
Each to his own, I guess, but It's almost as crazy as demanding an end to the drilling moratorium on new deepwater drilling - or accusing Obama of ignoring the spill, like a certain idiot from Louisiana claimed just yesterday on Fox News Sunday.
Then again, Vitter is likely to get more "dates" than his Senate aide, Brent Furer. Furer had to resign last month after reports of an alleged knife attack on his girlfriend came to light.
But the real laugh riot here was the fact that Diaper Dave had placed Brent the Blade in charge of "Women's Issues."
(Republicans are sooo sensitive about those things)
Still, there was a silver lining in this sordid affair. It seems Furer's attempt to "OJ" his G-Friend greatly reduced the negative impact of fleeing from his court appearance after being arrested on DUI charges. Louisiana Judges are likely to get angry when their court orders are ignored, almost as angry as they become when asked to explain the preponderance of oil shares in their stock portfolios.
How can these good, married public servants like Senator Vitter cheat on their mistresses with hookers?
It just doesn't seem right to me.
I guess you just have to chuckle, right Dave?