An Oracle does of course rely on intuition, psychic guidance, clairvoyance, and/or psychoactive substances to see the future. In preparation for the visions she feels visions coming on at this very moment, she is consuming judicious amounts of caffeine, alcohol, and gluten-free dairy-free banana chocolate chip pecan coconut cupcakes.
The Oracle is human, so visions are not always perfectly realized in the future. But she is far more often right that probability might suggest.
The visions are becoming clearer...
Shirley Sherrod will be offered her job back. She will take it temporarily while awaiting the results of court action against Breitbart and Fox.
Thanks to the efforts of muckraking journalists, not only will a conspiracy be found between Breitbart and Fox News that goes all the way to Rupert Murdoch, but it will be discovered that they are planning to overthrow the government and replace it with a fascist right wing dictatorship.
Heads roll. Fox News is put into receivership and becomes the property of a far left consortium headed by Shirley Sherrod. Rupert Murdoch loses his citizenship and his fortune. Glenn Beck is found to be mentally unstable and is committed to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation and extended treatment. Sherrod starts a foundation to do the right thing.
The public reviles and shuns those who have turned out to be manipulative and duplicitous. Civility come back into fashion. The public considers it a lesson learned. Right wing ideologues can no longer find anyone to pay them to make up lies, and end up unemployed, competing with undocumented workers with better work habits for menial work.
The Oracle feels herself coming out of the trance. She needs another cupcake.
Gluten-free dairy-free banana chocolate chip pecan coconut cupcakes
Hallucinogenically good
- 1/2 cup coconut or palm oil
- 1-1/4 cups sugar
- 2 eggs, beaten
- 1 cup mashed banana
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 1-1/2 cups white rice flour
- 1/2 cup sweet rice flour
- 1 teaspoon xanthan gum
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
- 1/2 cup water
- 1/2 cup pecans, chopped or halves
- 1/2 cup chocolate chips
- 1/2 cup coconut shreds
Mix together dry ingredients, sifting if lumpy. Add pecans, chocolate chips, and coconut. Mix well.
Melt coconut or palm oil if it is solid and lumpy (okay if solid and smooth). Mix in sugar until smooth, then eggs, banana, and vanilla. When thoroughly mixed, add dry ingredients and water. Spoon into greased and floured muffin tins or cups. Bake at about 375°F until they are golden brown and a toothpick shows no uncooked batter, 25 minutes or more, depending on the size of the muffins. Freezes well.