With times so tough and the job market so dismal, I think its about time people really start thinking outside the box and truly stretch to find new employment opportunities -- especially conservative Republicans, because the whole field or Closet Organizing is wide open and waiting to be exploited. Republican candidates have been doing and saying so many stupid things that a whole cottage industry is just waiting to be opened up and set loose on the problem.
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With so much on the line for Republicans trying to re-gain the House and Senate, it couldn't be more clear that they need to stir up and turn out their base, but they won't be able to do so without some intense disciple from the candidates and their families. Any hint of another sex scandal, for instance, could really derail their prospected for November. And a gay sex scandal would really put a knife through the heart of Conservative voter turnout -- which is where Closet Organization Specialists could prove themselves to be invaluable!
I know that this is all silly (as is my video) but I can totally envision Tea Baggers hiring "Closet Organizers" to keep their candidates and their families up to their conservative family values standards. Sarah Palin sure could have used an Abstinence Coach for her daughter a few years back -- and while I'm at it, maybe there's room for Fidelity Coaches as well! South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford could have kept one pretty busy keeping him from boarding planes to Argentina. Although, in all fairness, my own (former) Governor, Rob Blagojevich, sure could have used his own handler, preferably one who carried around a lot of duct tape and gags to keep the man from talking.