Hillary Clinton has been Secretary of State for 18 months now and still has not given us peas in our time. Hell even a war monging piece of shit asshole like Kissinger could give us peas in our time, what the fuck is Hil's problem?
I tell you what Hil's problem is; she is not a genuine bona fide nail-chewing dime-spitting true American progressive hero who can swallow chocolate and crap s'mores like Dr. Dean and Dennis K. That's her fucking problem. Girlfriend even voted yes on Bush's wars and their funding right down the line. Who needs that shit?
We should push, prod, cajole, goad, incite, spur, egg on, whip, slap around, stamp our widdle feet at, adjure, urge, put the whip to, spit, curse, press, promote, prompt, propel, force, make, bear hard on, blackmail, pressure, pressurize, put screws to, choke, coerce, command, compel, water-board President Obama 24/7 until he appoints a genuine bona fide nail-chewing dime-spitting true American progressive hero who can swallow chocolate and crap s'mores like Dr. Dean and Dennis K to the position of Secretary of State.
Why if we would only push, prod, cajole, goad, incite, spur, egg on, whip, slap around, stamp our widdle feet at, adjure, urge, put the whip to, spit, curse, press, promote, prompt, propel, force, make, bear hard on, blackmail, pressure, pressurize, put screws to, choke, coerce, command, compel, water-board President Obama 24/7 until he appoints a genuine bona fide nail-chewing dime-spitting true American progressive hero who can swallow chocolate and crap s'mores like Dr. Dean and Dennis K to the position of Secretary of State Mahmoud Abbas would take in a Yankees Game with Benji and world peas would break out during the seventh inning stretch.
Why if we would only push, prod, cajole, goad, incite, spur, egg on, whip, slap around, stamp our widdle feet at, adjure, urge, put the whip to, spit, curse, press, promote, prompt, propel, force, make, bear hard on, blackmail, pressure, pressurize, put screws to, choke, coerce, command, compel, water-board President Obama 24/7 until he appoints a genuine bona fide nail-chewing dime-spitting true American progressive hero who can swallow chocolate and crap s'mores like Dr. Dean and Dennis K Al-Qaeda and The Taliban would lay down their IEDs and buy Chevy Volts with their Saudi oil money.
Why if we would only push, prod, cajole, goad, incite, spur, egg on, whip, slap around, stamp our widdle feet at, adjure, urge, put the whip to, spit, curse, press, promote, prompt, propel, force, make, bear hard on, blackmail, pressure, pressurize, put screws to, choke, coerce, command, compel, water-board President Obama 24/7 until he appoints a genuine bona fide nail-chewing dime-spitting true American progressive hero who can swallow chocolate and crap s'mores like Dr. Dean and Dennis K Pakistani would buy a beer for Hindi, Hugo Chávez would send us CITGO for free, Kim Jong-il would fucking have a stroke and Chip and Ernie Jong-il would start a boy band with that Japanese kid who shreds on his guitar.
Yeah, folks, the time has come to DUMP HILLARY! and send her back to Chappaqua, New York to plan two million dollar weddings and generally behave like American Aristocracy and I intend to write a diary a day until that A-Hole Obama does what I want him to and appoints a genuine bona fide nail-chewing dime-spitting true American progressive hero who can swallow chocolate and crap s'mores like Dr. Dean and Dennis K and ponies fall from the heavens like to to make this fuckin' place look like a John Wayne/ John Ford Horse Opera and world peas breaks out all over this motherfucker.