OK, so this isn't much of a diary . . .
and I'm really swamped today . . . but I didn't notice any diaries about Rand Paul binding and kidnapping a co-ed and forcing her to take bong hits when he was in college:
"He and Randy came to my house, they knocked on my door, and then they blindfolded me, tied me up, and put me in their car. They took me to their apartment and tried to force me to take bong hits. They'd been smoking pot."
Drug-crazed? Rand Paul? Whatever will Faux Noise say?