Ok America here is Becks Speech, it's called... I HAVE AN ITCH:
America this is Glenn Beck and I am here to tell you I have an itch... Yes, an itch.
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my... America I have an itch
And this itch, it's killing me I have tried everything OTC and doctor Phil and I still have an Itch
Can you show me some compassion, as a white guy I am entitled to some reverse racism. Yes Obama is a ... I have an itch
Back to the Itch, yes I called on Sarah Palin to scratch my itch and she sent me some moose spit... and the itch got worst. What an ungrateful... I have an itch
To all the people who voted for that muslim commie marxist maoist mussolini... dammit my itch just got worse
You know what America why don't you all, yes the 5 of you that showed up to see me pimp my book and the other 5 listening to my radio show scratch my... As I was saying I have an itch
And to all the people who want to build a mosque on Fox News Property, I mean NY... fuck this itch is back with a vengeance
OK America it's true I have... I won't tell you who gave me the... but there is a real american woman from Alaska who said she would not tell anyone if I did not tell Anyone... this itch is killing me... Fuck You Sarah... aargh !
FUCK THIS SHIT CALL THE PARAMEDICS I NEED A WAMBULANCE THIS IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE !!!