All the polls and all the media can't be wrong. Despite the Republican record of the past 30 years, the electorate seems eager for a return to the past after only a couple of years of the Obama administration. I've been asking myself why and I have finally come up with the top 10 reasons to vote Republican this fall.
- We would have been so much better off with McCain and Palin.
- The fundamentals of the economy are sound. Why mess with them?
- Tax breaks for the rich will work this time.
- The end of socialism like social security, medicare and unemployment
insurance.
- They promise to balance the budget. Really.
- Investigations. Many more investigations.
- They will finally find the birth certificate.
- Ben Nelson and Joe lieberman will feel much more at home.
- Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran.
And the Number 1 Reason to vote Republican this fall:
Speaker John Boehner.