Tea is boring, but the crackers can really bring it!
So there I was last night, thinking about how crappy of an election year this was going to be with Chris Coons likely to succumb to Mike Castle. I love me some Joe, but it sucked that his senate seat looked pretty much lost.
But then it happened.
The crazy train rammed through my innocent little state and popped off an explosion of idiocy so great that Karl Rove is shaking his head and Colmes on Faux News is giggling like a school girl.
Oh, Christine. OOOOOO, Christine.
When you emerged from your little niche in Tea Tardia, I thought that you would bring the world nothing but pain, but now Coon’s headquarters are flooding with phone calls of people volunteering their support – CASTLE supporters.
:shivers:
I’m not cool enough to be bi, but you’ve rocked my world this morning. See, before Coons winning was really a long shot. And now? Now you’ve made it more than likely that we’ll retain Biden’s seat. See, you’ve actually done the thing here that’s been crazy hard to do lately, which is motivate my Dem base to move and shake and vote, and OOOO Christine, the end result is looking downright ORGASMIC.
I’ll admit to apathy about the Coon’s campaign before, but now that you’ve turned up the heat I can’t wait to jump right in to watch you finish yourself off.
Jeebus, I'm shaking with anticipation; Questionable Lawsuits, Financial Woes,Lying in Court Depositions, God Hates Wanking Position(Whoops!)Ex-Managers calling her a fraud
This one's for you, Christine O’Donnell, Palin’s very special mama.
Oh Christine, I forgot myself, I needed you to remind me......
And, as a special treat, I propose an official "Rub One Off For Coons" Money Bomb. $10 for every "O". No cheating!
http://www.actblue.com/...
Go on. Click it. A LOT. Oh Yes! Lets get those numbers 'Up'. That's right....just like that.....