Strap yourselves in, take a Dramamine, and gird your loins for a sickening sojourn into the Heart of Darkness, ladies and gentlemen, for we are about to embark on a gut-wrenching journey beyond the bounds of reason, decency, and human sentience into the Permanent Midnight realm of Republican thought. Never in the darkest imaginings of H.P. Lovecraft have such bizarre and monstrous alien vistas been envisioned.
Sarah Palin's library:
Public housing:
More public housing:
Office:
Romantic getaway:
Water park:
Forest:
Wildlife preserve:
More wildlife preserve:
Voting machine:
Socialism:
Art gallery:
Investment strategy:
School:
Healthcare:
Public transportation:
Bed:
Ideal marriage:
Child psychologist:
Standard greeting: