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Failed Underwear Bombing: Ten Things President Obama Could Have Done To Make It All Better
by
Jed Lewison
for
Daily Kos
Community
Friday, Jan. 08, 2010
Friday, Jan. 08, 2010
at
6:00:05pm PST
Immediately flown to Detroit to examine the underwear personally.
Ordered an immediate cessation of domestic underwear production and imposed a ban on imports of all underwear.
Bombed any facility overseas developing undergarments of any sort (aka, Weapons of Ass Destruction)
Declared another war on Iraq.
Put Vice President Biden in a secure, undisclosed location.
Demanded that John McCain finally reveal his secret plan to capture Osama bin Laden
Lowered the flag to half-staff on all Federal buildings to honor the victims of Northwest Flight 253.
Showed leadership by no longer wearing underpants on Air Force One.
Asked Donald Rumsfeld to take over the Department of Homeland Security
Declared Mission Accomplished.