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Rhetorical (and other) Questions from Movies
• Would you pay Gary Sinise and his minions including Lily Taylor and Liev Schreiber up to $4 million to get your son back?
• Suppose you coached a baseball team past your major league prime, would you try out for the worst team in baseball (i.e., the Pittsburgh Pirates) as a pitching prospect?
• If you had superpowers, would you drink all day and destroy your major city’s biggest buildings?
• Which make the better astronauts; people or monkeys? In addition, how many times can Jeff Goldblum run down the same hallway?
• Did Ivan Drago begin the steroid era in baseball?
• How can a peewee team advance to their hockey league’s playoffs by virtue of one win, one tie, several losses and another team’s disqualification due to the measles?
• Why does Batman growl when he talks to people? Is he trying out for a metal band?
• Has there ever been a drum corps competition on BET, ever?
• Under current Senate rules, wouldn’t Senator Jefferson Smith (NP-WI) have to shut up? In addition, wouldn’t the Willet Dam pass by voice vote?
• I’m not certain, but under labor laws, a kid cannot pitch for the Chicago Cubs, right? So there is no chance in hell that they are winning a pennant with a 12-year old?
• If you were a stripper in a dirty shack dance club, you’d leave to watch your, ahem, “best customer” wrestle in the middle of your shift, wouldn’t you?
• I’m wondering…did Lt. Kendrick specifically order those men not to touch Santiago, as he claimed on the witness stand?
• Finally, when Aric Goldfinger is sucked out of that plane, shouldn’t everyone on board have died within minutes? I mean, that is a serious loss of air compression at high altitude. James Bond should be dead.
Minnie Driver and Diedrich Bader are Craig's guests tonight. Which reminds me; how does one have a "Golden Eye", and yet be able to see?
Okay. Ya'll are going to have to help me out. I have only ONE video to show you, because it's the only one I could find from yesterday's show. Go-to source didn't post anything.