Good morning, gentle people - well, I've been putting it off for a while, but there's a stack of Freeper mental sludge drums with "taking their country back" stamped all over them. I've had Kibitzer and Adrastos put up some extra plastic sheets on the walls in case any of the toxic Freeper waste splashes out when we open them. (Looks like Dexter's hobby room in there.)
Let's crank up the blowers, suit up, and crack that airlock door, shall we?
First up - I think we have the Freeper "We're not racists" thing in its true perspective, because nothing says tolerance and inclusion like wanting to shoot someone with the wrong skin colour because you don't like the way they dress.
Pants On Ground Prompts Bullet In Butt
The Smoking Gun ^ | October 4, 2010 | Staff
Posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 12:14:15 PM by 50mm
Incensed when two teenagers ignored his demands to pull up their saggy pants, a Memphis man allegedly shot one of the youths in the back, according to police.
Kenneth Bonds was arrested Saturday night and charged with two counts of aggravated assault and jailed on $25,000 bond. Bonds, 45, is pictured in the mug shot at right.
Investigators contend that Bonds admitted to shooting Cameron Tucker, 17, following a September 25 argument on a Memphis sidewalk. The teenager was accompanied by Isaac Taylor, a 16-year-old friend.
Tucker told cops that he and Taylor were walking to a candy store when Bonds "began yelling at them to pull their pants up," according to a Memphis Police Department arrest warrant affidavit. "Bonds got angry when Tucker and Taylor refused and that’s when the three got into a heated argument," reported police.
At that point, Bonds allegedly pulled out a pistol and fired a shot at the older boy. The shot missed, but as the boys fled, Bonds continued firing at them. One bullet hit the 17-year-old in the buttocks and exited through his thigh (the boy was treated for the wound at two different hospitals).
A witness, Percy Chalmers, told cops that he saw Bonds "pull a large black semi auto handgun from his waist band" and fire several shots. Both Tucker and Taylor were able to identify Bonds in a photo spread prepared by Memphis police.
When contacted by phone, Bonds reportedly "admitted to shooting Cameron Tucker after an argument," according to the police affidavit. Bonds was scheduled to be arraigned this morning on the felony counts.
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I've wanted to handle droopy drawer situations this way.
1 posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 12:14:20 PM by 50mm
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By being arraigned on felony aggravated assault? Interesting approach to managing coture.
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To: 50mm
Not guilty!
4 posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 12:17:30 PM by Trod Upon (Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
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Fortunately, you won't be sitting in the jury.
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To: 50mm
I’ve started telling my daughter’s friends that this is how gays in prison advertise.
2 posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 12:15:48 PM by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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Um - the only one here who'll be getting a chance to meet exciting new friends in the penal institution is your hero.
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To: 50mm
Heehee. If you’re going to get arrested, get arrested for doing what everyone else is secretly longing to do.
7 posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 12:19:37 PM by Julia H. (This tagline for rent--only $999.99 a month!)
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Bang Minka Kelly?
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To: Paved Paradise
They actually wear a "normal" pair of underwear. The boxers that you see hanging out are actually an accoutrement to the whole "ensemble."
I’ve spoken to some of the "men" at the company next door to us, and they explained this to me as simply a social fashion statement. Perhaps I’m white
"Perhaps"?
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but I agree, this is one of the more ridiculous fads/trends along the lines of platform shoes.
8 posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 12:20:35 PM by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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Yeah - I remember when people went around shooting platform shoe-wearers.
First they came for the disco chains....
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To: 50mm
Okay, if he shot the kid in the butt, how come the kid didn’t fall over dead from brain damage?
9 posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 12:21:26 PM by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?)....Richard Frank DeCamp, 11/13/34-9/15/10, R.I.P.)
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Haw haw haw - dot's a gut vun.
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To: 50mm
This is just wrong and unacceptable........... but I’ll bet that young feller
"Young feller"? What's the matter, gramps - couldn't spell "whippersnapper"?
.pulls up his shorts next time someone tells him to.
10 posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 12:24:06 PM by umgud (Obama is a failed experiment.)
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...or just turns around and shoots them instead. By cracky.
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To: 50mm
My daughter once brought home a guy that had the droopy drawers. I took him out in the garage and showed him the pneumatic staple gun with 2" staples, and told him that if he ever showed up like that again, I'd keep his pants up with staples. He just never showed back up at all.
/johnny
16 posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 12:27:42 PM by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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"And he wasn't even a negro! My ungrateful daughter'll thank me for it, if I can ever find her."
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To: 50mm
Cops love saggy pants since the perps can't run worth a sh*t in them.
23 posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 12:46:39 PM by reagan_fanatic (Obama, Pelosi and Reid - the Trio of Twits)
(This one's accompanied with a pics of some "perps" savagely fixing a car)
To: reagan_fanatic
They look like they were dressed by a monkey. Oh wait ...
24 posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 12:50:22 PM by MHGinTN (Dems, believing they cannot be deceived, it's nye impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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"Oh wait - stop me if you've heard this one. They look like they were dressed (heh) by a monkey, because (snort, giggle) they (snerk, snort) look like one! (guffaw, hoot, holler) "
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To: sawmill trash
My old man used to always have a few 12 g shells around that he had removed the buckshot from.
And replaced them with rock salt...
There wasn’t too many stray dogs or coons around our house!
28 posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 12:58:43 PM by djf (It is ISLAM or "We, the People..." Take your pick. THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND!!!)
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"Coons! Around the house! Stop me if you've heard this one.."
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To: rhombus
"Don’t forgret when young urbanites were wearing stocking on their heads."
Ah the negro turban. Whenever I don’t think I will get assaulted for it, I like to refer to the silly getups as costumes.
31 posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 1:06:30 PM by RightOnTheBorder
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So, you're only a racist when you think people aren't watching? Guess what? They're watching.
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To: thackney
I gave up on grumpy.
Now I just go straight to icy cold and venomous.
39 posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 2:19:00 PM by shibumi (Wily Pablo loves Flank Steak Tacos)
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"Cold and venemous!" It's what's for Freeper!
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To: 50mm
I've wanted to handle droopy drawer situations this way.
That's the beauty of this story. It's beautiful. We can laugh and discuss it because the hero of the story is --- quite decidedly black himself.
The racists are flummoxed...
46 posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 7:55:41 PM by Publius6961 ("In 1964 the War on Poverty Began --- Poverty won.")
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The racists in this thread don't appear to be particularly flummoxed to me.
I've seen two "monkey" posts, three "urbanite" references, a "negro turban", and sundry others.
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Let me clue you morons in. If you get your jollies from watching scat porno, it means you like it. It doesn't matter that it's someone else actually doing the defecation - you still own it.
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This thread has nothing to do with the race of the shooter - it has to do with you, and you don't get a pass on being racists no matter what colour the shooter was.
More fun after the grump jump.
The rest here:
http://www.first-draft.com/...