It is important to make a diary substantive, so I shall do that or leave forever, you ungrateful bastards, no offense, delete my account (better wait a bit first).
Don't drive drunk, don't vote Republican (you know who you are)... look at the bright side, Obama can kick the ass of a Republican congress the way he can't a Democratic one (ooohh don't embarrass them).
By the end of the night, perhaps you can tell me what you're smoking if you are in California. Go Brown, Boxer, Abercrombie, Hanabusa (Hirono and Inouye I see you have it covered).
Furthermore to be a substantial diary one must specify a list of recommendations:
- to survive a Republican Congress: Screwdrivers
- to survive Acceptance and Consession speeches: Margarita
- to survive Rubio: Scotch, neat (and a cigar)
- to survive Rand Paul: Rice Wine with Centipede Soaked in
- for natural optimists: Good Local Beer
- for people primarily interested in staying up for all the results
- (including Hawaii): Coffee
- for dissaffected communists: White Russian
- for utopians and those in deep blue states: Ginger Tea
- for the ill: benedryl in all it's various forms
- for purists: water
I'm on the screwdrvers so far.
This is also the official Terminal Optimism Diary. That is all.