My list of things which the voters of Florida taught me last night.
- Alan Grayson's antics are too outrageous for Congress. Allen West, totally acceptable.
- It's OK to rack up historic fraud fines as long as your mother loves you enough to cut an ad.
- The Florida Democratic Party will never get its act together.
- While liberals argued about the proper way to beat Marco Rubio, Republicans just voted for Marco Rubio. Their way works better.
- Lying on your financial disclosures, running a tuck of nasty mailers off the road and calling your opponent a henchman of Castro is no big deal as long as you are Republican.
- Receiving a text message is a fireable offense as long as you are a Democrat.
- Being a conservative Democrat in a moderate district doesn't make sense anymore. Granted, being a liberal in a moderate district didn't help much either.
- I should have hated Allen Boyd. Then this morning would be a little easier.
- Floridians still vote right on most amendments even when they vote wrong on most candidates.
- This sucks.