Obama is NOT my boyfriend. NOT my corporate overlord, NOT my empty suit, NOT my facist, NOT my Kenyan interloper, NOT my Bush-like monkey, NOT my progressive savior.
I've heard he has stinky socks. His wife said so.
Other things Obama is not:
--Cool (Palin is hot, Obama is not)
--Fashionable (Tangerine orange is all the rage, dontcha know)
--Sporty (Busted nose, anyone?)
--Black ("Uncle Tom" according to some people on DK. Direct quote. Ask me for the cite.)
--Better than Bush (Bush knew how to wield power. Obama is a slimy, slimy slug)
Feel free to add your own. I plan to start a counter website informing our populace just how much Obama sucks. If he has spit out chewed gum on a sidewalk, post it here. If he farted in mixed company, let the voters know. This is Obama Sucks central and I'm taking notes.