The other day I inadvertently outed the secret lefty org that I have belonged to since GWB (chimpy) signed the Patriot Act into law Oct 26, 2001.
mistake
In that diary I promissed to send my encrypted files for the Ultra Left Orginizatins inside the US "Homeland" through DKos. I will now pass on more secret coded memos, maps with color coded incursion and exclusion zones all over them and generally interesting stuff for Lefty leaning folks.
This information is only for Ultra Left Leaning Operatives inside US territorial "Homeland" boundaries. Normally you can tell the boundaries of the US by all the killer robot drones flying around.
Anyway only Ultra Lefties from the PPL (Peoples Professional Left) will have the key for opening this encrypted information.
Some people have said Ha! there is no encryption that the NSA or CIA or FBI can't bust. Well I am here to tell you that we have produced one.
We the Ultra's of the PPL have produced an encryption that colors every bit in a coded file with the colors of the rainbow. Normally the bits (0's and 1's) are monochromatic or black and white. Our encryption scheme colors each bit with a randomly selected color. we wanted to call it QCD (quantum chromo digits) but we thought we would be infringing on some other guy's. So we decided on BM (Beyond Monochrome).
It's very technical and far beyond the abilities of the monochrome computers that the CIA and NSA use. They don't stand a chance really.
As a matter of fact we feel embarrassed for them.
the message follows and this time it's in the form of a picture.
Don't be fooled by the innocent looking jpg you will see.
It's crammed full of Ultra Liberal, secret, rainbow coalition stuff so powerful I showed to my dog (who is a centrist) and he had an epileptic fit, we had to pour water on him.
encrypted Digital INformation follows:
I know the USIC and the LE's will be obliged to decode this information but please fella's it's really out of your league. You haven't got the technology to do it. Go home early, hug the wife and kids.
Addendum: If by chance the NSA, CIA, FBI supercomputers are all smokin trying to tear the secret Liberal Plans for the future of Imperial USA encrypted in the photo attached to this dairy, and that takes precious manpower and surveillance capabilities off the WikiLeaks persecution. Well .. we at the PPL would be proud to help in any little way we can.