You DARE to come to me for a heart, do you? You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of kaligenous junk!
MMMMiister PPrrresident Ssssirrrr... We're so sorry that you think we are sssssaanctimonious. It's just that we want a home to go home and food to eat and an honest job....
Silence...As a mere nobody you can't begin to realize how complicated the complicatedness of the financial derivitive multinational gobbletygook economy is. But I am a kind and thoughtful Wizard and I will take your request under consideration...
Oh thank you Mr. President... When can
Silence! I will grant your request but first you must prove yourselves worthy. Bring me the endorsemenst of reasonable Republicans and then we can do this prosperity for all thing. Yes We Can!
Unlike finding the broom of the Wicked Witch of the East, finding a reasonable Republican's endorsement is impossible simply because reasonable Republicans do not exist in our modern world but the wickedness is certainly to be found within the today's castles of finance.
My advice is to stop wasting our time talking to our hapless wizard and expecting him to bring us a solution. Obama does not have a clue about what to do and is pretending to understand and control that which he is confused about and is afraid of.
The Wizard is a humbug.
The lesson here is - WE need to learn how to melt that damned witch on our own.
Welcome to the redistribution of wealth revolution.
Now where did I put those ruby slippers?