Got scapegoat?
Emanuel Goldstein is behind everything
Julian Assange lied America into war with Iraq
George Soros destroys countries and their economies with communism
Julian Assange tortured people to create evidence of WMD's in Iraq
George Soros is using the Tides Foundation to indoctrinate your children to take down America
Won't somebody please think of the children!?!?!?!?
George Soros is the new Emanuel Goldstein for the right wing of American politics that watches the all Fox/Rush 24/7 RW hate news cycle . . .
. . . and Julian Assange is the new Emanuel Goldstein for the President and his Attorney General who the right wing of American politics is hell bent on trying to destroy.
Crossposted at The Progressive Electorate.com
Need someone to blame for the utter failings of a decade of Conservative economic policy? There is an Emanuel Goldstein for that!
What if you need someone to blame for exposing the failures of the secretive foreign policy you have decided to continue since George W. Bush left office? Well, there is an Emanuel Goldstein for that too!
Railing against and prosecuting the new Emanuel Goldstein's will help you shift blame off of real problems. It's fun for the whole political body!
Got a glaring problem with your embrace of Conservative policy? It doesn't matter if you are a Right Wing talk show host or the President of the United States, there is an Emanuel Goldstein for that!
Why deal with pressing international problems like America's never ending wars, Wall Streets ongoing bailout/fraud cycle or the massive deficits created by those never ending wars and a bipartisan refusal to tax the richest of the rich when you can scapegoat a single person? If you are a Republican you can blame George Soros, who just happens to be the only billionaire using his wealth to exploit people for his own gain. If you are a Democratic President you can blame Julian Assange, because hiding secrets from the American people is not the problem, exposing those secrets which were being hidden from the American people is the real problem! When America spies on it's own citizens that is OKAY, but spying on the American government and then telling the American people what you found is the height of evil.
Other crimes committed by the new Emanuel Goldstein include . . .
- Hating Capitalism
- Hating freedom
- Being a traitor
- Eating live kittens
- Not shouting loud enough during the nationally televised 2 minutes hate (otherwise known as The Glenn Beck show)
- Exercising free speech
- Betraying Big Brother
Remember, if you have a huge glaring hole in your political policies, like declaring things a state secret when the American public would be better served by knowing so they can make informed decisions, or if you are funded by the richest of the rich, but need a rich guy to blame for all of your economic failures for the lower 98% of the proletariat, or if you are just trying to smear people with McCarthyistic tactics instead of having an honest discussion with them about the real causes of all their problems, there is an Emanuel Goldstein for that! You can even transform people in your daily lives into your own Emanuel Goldstein so you can have someone to blame when reality is too tough to deal with.
Shout out his name!
SOROS!!!!!!!!!!!
ASSANGE!!!!!!!!!
GOLDSTEIN!!!!!!!
Anybody but the real problem will do.
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