As the snow swirls, the Vikings take on da Bears in an open stadium in a few minutes 5 minutes ago. Tonite will be just like the olden days when a "dome" was that little glass deal for covering cheese. Those guys will slip, slide and freeze on the icy tundra.
It seems appropo to share the Norwegian Blessing with all of you. You all pretend you are Norwegian for the night.
NORWEGIAN BLESSING
May da ruts always fit da wheels in your pick-up.
May your earmuffs always keep out da nort wind.
May da sunshine warm on your lefsa.
May da rainfall soften your lutefisk.
And until we meet again
May da Good Lord protect ya from any and all
unnecessary uffdas.