You may have heard that polls have recently been released showing that 63% of Republicans believe Obama is a socialist…and that 11% of Conservatives think that Hawai’i is not part of the United States, or were unsure*. Yeah.
What other squiggly things lie under that rock? Let’s get our gloves on and find out!
THE TOP 10 RESULTS OF REPUBLICAN POLLS by Penelope @ notsofreshfeelings.blogspot.com
- 71% think the word “socialism” actually means mandatory gay-marriage
- 32% think Bo Obama controls interest rates at the World Bank
- 43% think the war with Iran is going on too long
- 80% participated in the survey just for the free am/fm radio they gave away as a prize (Ed.--useful for imminent race war, perhaps?)
- 24% are currently taking shelter from the DC snow storms in senate minority leader Mitch McConnell’s jowls
- 11% think “retard” is an acceptable insult
- 89% think “gay” is an acceptable insult
- 58% want the government out! of their federal highway system, tap water, and fire department
- 23% believe Tupac lives, yo
WAIT for it-- the Number #1 shocking new poll result is....
- 117% of Republicans believe FOX News really is “fair and balanced” !!!
*Source http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/...