I'm in the cafeteria, and Bob "If you see a tit, you must convict" Barr is talking about private legislation and the Schiavo bill.
I only caught about 5 minutes, but he was saying that generally these were things like expediting citizenship, and that he had never seen congress do this on a disputed area.
He seemed to be foursquare against this bit of mishugas.
Huh?????
Bob #$%#ing Barr is on OUR side on this, and calling it a political abuse of the system? (Profanity %$#@ed out because I could not come up with one drastic enough to express my surprise).
What next?
Richard Pearle arguing for less corruption?
George Bush arguing for clarity in speaking?
Don Rumsfeld arguing for humility?
Tom Delay arguing for ethics?
Newt Gingrich arguing for marital fidelity?
Rick Santorum's wife having had an abortion (OK, that one's true, but keep it quiet)
Have the Republicans of this generation become so repugnant that the last generation of reactionary idiots can't support them?
What gives?
Please post your examples of "The Onionesque" behavior here.