All the news that should be fit to print, have real, live faces behind that tireless work. We'd like a chance to introduce you to some of the individuals behind the publication:
First of all, what publication can survive on talent alone? A dedicated, entrenched owner committed to the publication is vital:
Meet our fearless Publisher/Owner:
Second in command, the captain of our intrepid ship, the Editor in Chief
Managing Editor:
Office Manager:
We take our work seriously, and have the finest Undercover Investigative Reporter in the business:
Worldwide events require an Embedded Reporter
Keeping tabs on local issues, we also include the following experts:
Nightlife and Entertainment
Restaurant Reviews:
Ms. Lonely Hearts Advice:
Crop and Farm Report:
We're especially proud of our zero tolerance policy of our Sexual Harassment:
Keeping such high quality staff and reporting on hand does involve your subscription, and we have a friendly, considerate staff in our Collections Department, willing to work with you in a variety of ways so as not strain your budget during these difficult times.
Oh yeah, can't forget to mention the interns, who's work in exchange for grades still puzzles all involved (they all look alike anyway.)
UPDATE:FULL OF WIN