Hillary ! Ya gotta HELP ME ! ! ! An army of pesky bloggers have been reaming me on a Daily basis ! It's like a
moral
mania ! I'm petitioning you for one
of your HRC-brand Big-Ass Endorsement Band-Aids ! ! !
No can do, Joe. Ain't no band-aid
big enough to stop the moral hemorrhaging. Your blood-tests already show toxic levels of kool-aid,
probably due to
swapping
spit with the wrong people. So no
Political Boo-Boo Bear for you. Heh.
Oh, and Joe
- when you seek help at a different clinic, please don't take the free
Democratic Shuttle. You're a big boy,
and you're evidently independent enough to catch a cab.
It
shouldn't take more than a short ride to get to another hospital.
To Be Continued...